Saturday, April 24, 2010
Wacky Web Tales
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Learn to Be a Rock Star
I'm at a new school. Its name is “The Sad School for Rock Stars.” The courses here are fun!
My first assignment is to learn to play the drum and sing like a rock star. To be a good rock star, I'm supposed to sitting around a lot, to playing across the stage, and to eating at the audience. I did not act like that at my old school, so I think I'll have to work on it for a while; this will be interesting homework.
My second assignment is to learn to have an entourage, which is a group of people that always seems to follow around a rock star. I have a lot of friends, but for this assignment I suddenly have 200 people following me around, telling me how silly I am, how they really like my hat, and how I am the most cute person ever. I can't be sure, but I think they are just saying that.
My final assignment is to put on a rock concert. I have to arrive in a(n) Silver Volvo and walk the purple carpet, past all the talking fans with cameras flashing in my face. Then, when I get inside, my entourage will be there and I will smile with them to the stage. Next, I'll perform 4 songs, all while coloring across the stage, singing, and surfing at the audience. This will be the toughest final exam I've ever had, and the one I'll never forget!
